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They Are Playing At Not Playing A Game

Read this. Now try to tell me that your brain has not utterly turned to jelly. Say goodbye to any semblance of rational thinking you thought you had left in you.  You’re welcome.



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The Center of My Own Personal Hell

I’m pretty sure this is what I will find if I ever were to meet the devil face to face.  It is the very face of terror.

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Post #1, aka “It’s Too Early to be Clever”

I don’t really know what I want to accomplish with this blog. Really, I just signed up for an account on a whim, because some part of me wanted to contribute something to the world – specifically, the internet – that I could then not contain. Also, the three providers I had in my mind were Blogspot, Tumblr, and WordPress. WordPress sounded the most dignified, I like their logo the most, and the term “WordPress” exudes some sort of force. Like the word “thrust.” So, we’ll see if that ridiculous assumption holds any water.

I think it will be a nice exercise for me, to post things that excite me, things that touch me, things that make me wonder, things that appall me, things that frighten me, things that infuriate me, things that inspire me, things that I love, and things that I hate.

I plan to fill the pages of this blog with songs, video clips, and musings from my own mind as well as those who have gone before me.

We shall see


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Musical Pseudonyms

I like to pretend sometimes that I could be any sort of musician, at any point in time, in any genre, from this:

He sort of looks like Robert Duvall, right?

to this:


With each genre, one of the more important things I would have to consider would be my stage name. According to this random generator, my names would be Max Cage or Ricky Ivory, both of which are just fannnnntastic. However, I’ve spent years fantasizing about this, so here’s what I’ve come up with so far, including both individuals and bands:

British Blues:

  1. Scorpion Gulch
  2. Augustus Bourne
  3. Plum Widget (Band)

Family-Style 70’s Funk Collective:

  1. Wonderfunk Lovejoy
  2. Kid Thunderfunk
  3. Sammy “‘Sam” Samson


  1. Dario Delacroix


  1. Rumpus Room
  2. Speaker Eater

Death Metal:

  1. Lawrence of a Rabies (Band)
  1. Puke Ellington (Band)
Quiet, Introspective, Indie group who also love to photograph things with old cameras:
  1. The Leaflets (Band)
  2. Our Dreams, Their Stars (Band)
  3. We Three (Band)
  4. This, the Destination (Band)
Speakeasy Jazz Outfit:
  1. Mac “Chubby Fingers” Sweets
  2. Eddie “Trambone” Reese
  3. Freddie “Fat Foot” Thorne
  4. Stumpy Foxx

And please, if you like any of these, you think you could improve them, you have some of your own, or if your given name is on this list, please don’t hesitate to chime in!


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